Down N Dirty Outdoors Pain Series Misery Turkey Mouth Call. Down N Dirty Outdoors turkey calls are hand cut and feature a gauged stretch of each diaphragm so they are consistent and offer a natural, realistic sound. All calls are 100% made in the USA. From the two reed Pain Series, the Misery features a combo cut that makes it very versatile. It is considered the little brother of Down N Dirty's Strychnine call and is a good turkey call for hunters who want rasp, but prefer a little more finesse and power.